And the good Scottish pub isn't even on the mainland!
Yes it is. I live oop north and can categorically state every single pub is a dump.
Now Cookie, you know that's not true - after all you use a few yourself, don't you now?
Just 'cos I may step into one on occasion, John, just to moan about the prices, doesn't mean I don't kid myself I am not sat in a dump.
Now Cookie, you can't fool us - you know as well as I do that you use and even enjoy pubs. By the way if you really did believe that "every single pub" in the North was a dump (which of course you don't) that would include the Woolpack of "Woolpack Dave". Wonder hwta he would have to say about that?
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